latenightthinkers
Pretty accurate
Some of us conjure demons… But we only raise the dead temporarily. And have you ever really tried to ride a broomstick? Talk about a wedgie.
Small children are delicious though…
Lamb. I’m talking about lamb.
Hail Satin. It’s pretty.
I’ve eaten small children. It makes them giggle.
(For anyone who’s concerned, I’m talking about yelling “I’m going to eat you up!”, scooping up the child, and then making fake chewing noises right next to their neck.)
