woke: insisting that a female character who has an obvious canon male love interest is canonically a lesbian and then getting pissed at the writers when they have your precious canon lesbian fall in love with a filthy male
woke brain 2: insisting a female character is a lesbian despite having a obvious canon male love interest so she won’t get in the way of your precious soft mlm ship and then getting pissed your sj disguised ship war doesn’t go the way you want it to
woke brain 3: Insisting that a female character with a canonical male interest is lesbian then get mad and call artists “filthy heteros” for drawing fanart of the canon couple and demanding that they stop “erasing her sexuality” or giving them a cookie with fucking needles in it.
Woke brain 4: Insisting that a female character that is canonical married and happy with male interest is a lesbian. And ignored/shaming others that say, said female character can be bisexual. Followed by yelling at anyone that doesn’t see female character ONLY as a lesbian
Woke brain 5: insisting that a female character is a lesbian despite having had past canon relationships with males just because now her love interest is female and then getting pissed when her next relationship is with a male again because it’s lesbophobic or something.
What about a character who canonically identifies as a lesbian despite having a canon male love interest and numerous instances of being clearly attracted to other male characters before and after coming out? (Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)